Review

After nearly half a year, full of work and attending college ,finally i got some time to write!
Let me give u a quick review of year 09.

It all started with being jobless n then entrance exams for MBA, a terrible breakup(which taught me a lot) , a person pointing a gun at me, featuring on national television, having my photo in newspapers, getting a job in icici as a manager, rejecting da offer , joining MBA course at sinhagad college, making new friends n lot more.....

I have a lot to tell n ill do that as soon as i get my keyboard fixed...
Till then tc, ill be back!

The Bank Visit

Sadhya solapurat ghari jast kahi kam nai tyamule kahi na kahi kaam sangitla jata
Tyatlach ek mhanje, DD cancel karun aanane.Ata ektyala jaycha kantala mhanun sobat hudkat hoto, tevhdyat vishal la pan banket paise bharayche aahet asa kalal, tyala phone kela aani doghanni ekatra jaych tharla.
Tyachi banket yaychi hi pahilich vel aani mi sudha jast kadhi banket gelo nai tyamule banketla system amhala navinach hota. Banket pochlo, tyala paise jama karayche hote,tyasathi kay karaych he tyani ghari adhich vicharun ghetle hot.

Vishal : Te form kuth milatay
Me : Tith vichar ki,mala mahit nai.
Vishal : हें हें.. Kuth?
Kuthlyahi goshti var hasne hi vishalchi ghanerdi savay….
Me : Shipayala vichar.
Vishal : हें हें.. tithe ubha aahe tela ka?
Me(manat): Nai Tya Mhatarya baila! aani ugi dat kadu nako…
Me :Ho tyalach

Vishal tya shipaya kade gela toparyant me DD counter var jaun vicharla ki DD cancel karaycha kay procedure aahe,Mala sangnyat ala ki tyasathi ek application lihun dyava lagta ani ek rupyacha ek ticket lavava lagta.Me parat alo tar vishal bench var baslela hota

Me : Form milala ka?
Vishal : हें हें.. nai.
Me : Mag?
Vishal : Te table var aahe mhanla teni,mala sapdena.
Me : Abe bagh ki asel tith.
Vishal : Bagitlo sapdena.
Me : te kaye?
Vishal : हें हें.. are haaa sapdla…
Me (manat) avghad ahe!

Maza swabhav shant aslyamule asha baryach goshti me manatlya manta bolto…aani ekda bolaylaglo ki thambath nai! Aso, me apla manatlyamanat bolat paper hudkayla gelo,samor ek shipai hota
Me : Blank paper milel ka?
Shipai : Unn?
Me : Kora kagad ahe ka
Shipai : Nai
Me(manat): asa direct nai kasa mhanta? banket asayla paije, hudak jara!.
Me : Baga ki jara asla tar..
Clerk(shipayala):Are aat aahe bag de tyala.
Me(manat):thank u!

Kagad milala! Me parat alo tevha vatach bagat ubha hota

Me : Bharla ka form?
Vishal : Pen naiye..
Me(manat): jaa ghari mag ata!
Me : Magaych ki kunala tar.
Vishal : हें हें.. tech karnar hoto.
Ata tech he hasna mala irritate karat hota…
Me : aho pen deta ka jara?
Manus : ghya ki
Tyachya khishat haat ghalun to mi ghyava asa ishara tyani kela!
Me(manat): chyayla…

Dusra paryay navta tyamule hat ghalun me pen ghetla ani form bharla

Me(mansala) : He ghya pen.
Vishal : Abe thamb ki mala pahije.
Me(manat) : Techya khishat haat ghalun ghe
Me : ghe.

Vishal ni form bharayla survat keli ani pahilyach line la adkla

Vishal : Ith kay bharaych?
Me : Naav lihaych ,English kalat nasal tar marathit pan chaplay ki tithe!
Vishal : हें हें.. tasa nai maza ka accnt holder cha.
Me : tuza (mala mait navta pan kaitari uttar dyaych mhanun dila)
Vishal : Abe ith kay?
Me : Paise kiti bharaychet te
Me(manat) : Phaltu prashna vicharu nako ugi…
Vishal : ith?
Me : nota kashya ahet te,mhanje jar 500 chi note asel tar 500*1 asa lihi
Vishal : bar

Asa mhanun tyani 500*1 lihila

Vishal : Arr pan 100 chya nota ahet
:me(manat) : Hotay asa,pahilyanda me pan asach chuklo hoto.
me : Ek min abe varti hajar lihila aan khali 500!, kay piun ala ka kayy?
Vishal : हें हें.. te tuza form vachat hotona te baghun chukun hajar taklo.
Me(manat) : Shabbas...
Me : bar jaude dusra form ghe ani bhar

To gela aani me to 1 rs cha stamp kuth milto ka te hudkayla laglo
Me baher jaun watchman la vicharla ith kuth to stamp milel ka

Watchmen :“Idhar mushkil hai saheb wo pan patti pe dekho”
Me : Panpattiwar? Bar...
sahaj techya batch kada laksha gela
Me(manat) ” naav gaikwad mag hindi kashala bolala??marathichi laaj vatate ka?”

Pan patti var gelo,

Me : O te 1 rs cha stamp ahe ka?
Panwala : Hyah
Asa mhanun tu atishay kustsit hasla
Me(manat) aaigh$%*@ naiye tar saral sangki

Me pudhchya dukanat gelo
Dukanat kunich disena tevdyat ek manus table var chadun jalya kadhtana disla

Me : to 1rs cha stamp ahe ka ooo
Manus : ek min. haa

Hush milala baba ekdacha mhanun mi jara khush zalo,
Ek minitache 5 min zale tari ha apla malyavarch,ata maza patience sampat yet hota…

Me : jara baghta ka?
Manus : sorry! bola kay pahije hota.
Me : to 1rs cha stamp..
Manus : aho to stamp nai ki,postat pan nai milat aaj kal ith kuthch nai milnar.
Me(manat)Bhosd@#%@ aditar sangaych ki ugi timepass kela!

Nirash houn me parat banket gelo tar vishal cash bharat hota me tithe gelo
Cashier ni, paise dyaa! Ase mhanlyavar vishal ni pakitatun nota dilya

Cashier : 400 ch aahet
Vishal : हें हें..
Me(manat) : hehehe
Mazyajagi cashier la pahun mala khup aanand zala...
Cashier : (chidun)100 rs kami ahet
Vishal : arr
Me (manat) : chutya…hehe

Tyani punha pakit kadla tar tyat 50rs ch hote,tyani mazya kade ata kay karu ya najrene pahile ,tevdyat

Cashier :“te bank of baroda made shivsharan ahet te tumche natevaik ka?”
aani sagle hassle,tya cashier ne ha prahna ka vicharla he mala kalale nai?bahutek tya ismane asech kami nota deun kaitari motha ghotala kela asava, asa nishkarsha me kadhala…

Vishal : हें हें.. nai
cashier(manat bahutek) :hasayla kay zal ugi?
Me : mazyakade ahet he ghe.

Ase mhanat tyani paise bharle aani amhi parat nighalo
Vishal : tuz te DD ch kay zala?
Me : nai be te stamp nai milala..
Vishal(manat bahutek):Mala kai mahit nasun maz kaam zala,ani tu…
Me(manat): chyayla he gabdyach kaam zala ani maz rahila….जगात देव नाही राव !